awkward5sause

shyxguccixmonster:

Friend: you haven’t been on tumblr have you…

Me: no why

Friend: WELLL YOUNG CHILD MICHAEL CIFFORD DYED HIS HAIR PURPLE AND GOT HIS BROW PEIRCED

me: *holds in breath*

Friend: CALUM HOOD HAS GOTTEN TATTOOS AND THE FAM SAYS LUCAS GOT HIS NOSE PEIRCED

me: and Ashton?!

Friend: he went on a rock’n roll fever

Me: *slowly breaths and hits self with pillow* ♪ CUS IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL NO IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL TELL IT WAS JUST A DREAAAAAM ♪

Literally me and my best friend.