Friend: you haven’t been on tumblr have you…
Me: no why
Friend: WELLL YOUNG CHILD MICHAEL CIFFORD DYED HIS HAIR PURPLE AND GOT HIS BROW PEIRCED
me: *holds in breath*
Friend: CALUM HOOD HAS GOTTEN TATTOOS AND THE FAM SAYS LUCAS GOT HIS NOSE PEIRCED
me: and Ashton?!
Friend: he went on a rock’n roll fever
Me: *slowly breaths and hits self with pillow* ♪ CUS IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL NO IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL TELL IT WAS JUST A DREAAAAAM ♪
Literally me and my best friend.